Review: The Acolyte – Day (S01E04)

WHAT. DID. I. JUST. WATCH????

I don’t know what to say. Solely that, for my part, I watched probably the most nonsensical half-hour of Star Wars EVER. And this though we had slowmo Area Vespa chases, Kenobi being too dumb to stroll round a laser barrier, hiding Lil Leia underneath a coat with nobody noticing that they’re strolling round in an enemy base, Boba Fett getting drained each 20 minutes and Sabine (and Reva) shrugging off full lightsaber torso penetration identical to that.

We have to discuss a number of issues. I additionally want grief counseling. So please click through for my spoiler review of “Day”, the worst Star Wars streaming episode ever. Yet. This was even worse than The Last Jedi.  And four more episodes of The Acolyte are still to come. Someone please help me.

Make it cease, please!